tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25728527552357533172024-03-13T23:10:50.029-04:00There's No D#$% StorkRaising a baby is hard.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-45243059261730529022013-11-25T17:05:00.002-05:002013-11-25T17:05:53.276-05:00The Oral Fixation<br />
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crayons<br />
beer bottles<br />
paper of any kind<br />
the iPhone charger<br />
yarn<br />
my hair<br />
the straps on his carseat<br />
the edge of the coffee table<br />
any and all toys <br />
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any home decor item not nailed down <br />
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Actual foodAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-84606008025541553302013-09-09T19:11:00.000-04:002013-09-09T19:11:06.872-04:00The Five Stages of Sleep Training<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<b>Denial</b></div>
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He sleeps fine! No need to sleep train. I nurse him a few minutes and boom! Out like a light. Sure, he wakes a few times to eat at night, but he just falls right back to sleep. No problem. Sleep training is unnecessary and cruel. He needs his mommy, 24 hours a day, and I AM HERE FOR HIM.</div>
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What is going on?!? Nothing I do will put this baby to sleep. Every naptime and bedtime is a battle. And I can't believe he was awake from 3-4am for NO REASON. Again. Curse you, sleep gods! Where the f*ck is the f*cking coffee?!?</div>
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OK, if you start sleeping through the night, I will never make you take another nap again. Or, not even the whole night. If you just wake up to eat but then go right back to sleep like you used to, that's fine. And also, I'll buy you a pony. And a car. Just, please, SLEEP!</div>
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Oh dear Lord, I'm going to be rocking this child to sleep until he's in college. Why is this happening to me? I just want to sleep. </div>
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I am really, really over this. Kid needs to learn to fall asleep on his own, one way or the other. Where are those sleep training books?</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-57104491941797249092013-07-31T07:58:00.000-04:002013-07-31T07:58:45.106-04:00Things that are not loud until you have a baby . . . <div style="text-align: left;">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-43300470622028247192013-07-04T14:44:00.000-04:002013-07-04T14:44:42.737-04:005 Months and Counting<div style="text-align: center;">
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Somehow, my little peanut hit 5 months on Tuesday.</div>
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At this point, I thought I'd actually have time to write in this blog.</div>
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At this point, I thought I'd be getting more sleep.</div>
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At this point, I thought he'd entertain himself more, and I'd get things done around the house.</div>
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At this point, I thought I'd be able to count on 2 solid naps a day.</div>
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At this point, I thought I'd be done discussing poop. </div>
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At this point, though, I <i>finally </i>understand why people have more than 1 kid. </div>
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Every day brings something new and exciting. Some good (rolling over!); some bad (waking up at 3am to talk to himself). But every time he grabs my face in his hands and gazes at me lovingly--before opening his jaws wide and trying to devour my nose--I think it's all worth it.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-9132346077970660262013-06-08T16:02:00.000-04:002013-06-08T16:02:59.634-04:00Mommy Math<div style="text-align: justify;">
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As a new(ish) mom, you do this thing.</div>
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This annoying, useless THING that you just can't seem to stop doing, no matter how useless it is.</div>
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It doesn't help anything. It doesn't make you feel better. In fact, it probably makes you feel worse.</div>
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But you can't NOT do it.</div>
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I call it "mommy math."</div>
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Example 1:</div>
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8pm. Ok, if he sleeps for 4 hours, he'll be up at 12am, and I go to bed at 10:30, so that gives me . . . 1.5 hours sleep. If he's back asleep at 12:30 for another 3 hours, I'm up to . . . 4.5 hours sleep. Then maybe he'll go another 2, 2.5 after that, so that's . . . 6.5, 7 hours of sleep. Ok, that's reasonable. I can live with that.</div>
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Ugh. It's 3am. I've had about 3 hours of sleep. If he falls back asleep by 3:30 and goes another 3 hours, that's 6. That's reasonable. Or maybe he'll sleep until 8! By magic! And then I'll get . . . 7.5 hours of sleep! I can conquer the world on that!</div>
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Grrr. He's been up 3 times tonight already. We all went to bed at 10, and then he was up at 11:30 for a half hour, then again at 2 for another half hour, and now it's 4 and he's up again. So I've had . . .5 hours of sleep. He'd better sleep for another 3 hours. Then I'll get 8 hours of crappy, interrupted sleep, which isn't awful . . . </div>
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You have an unstoppable obsession with EXACTLY how much sleep you're getting. As if knowing the number of hours, however ridiculous or "reasonable," will somehow make you feel less tired. When the reality is, even if you're ultimately getting 8 hours of sleep, waking up 5 times a night is going to leave you feeling like you've been run over by a freight train.</div>
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And you know that.</div>
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You know, deep down in your heart, that the numbers are meaningless--that you're going to be tired, that you're going to drink a vat of coffee, and you're going to forget something important because your brain has turned to mush, and no amount of reassuring math will change that. </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-40678743751734134672013-05-19T16:14:00.001-04:002013-05-19T16:14:33.870-04:00Lies Baby Sleep Experts Tell<div style="text-align: justify;">
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Around 3 months, your baby will develop a nap schedule.</div>
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(True; my baby naps whenever he's so absolutely exhausted from fighting a nap, he just passes out.) </div>
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Your baby will take 3 1-2 hour naps a day.</div>
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(If by "3" you mean "5," and "1-2 hours," you mean "30-40 minutes." Except when you have visitors who have heard stories about your non-napping baby, at which point, he will sleep for 3 solid hours.)</div>
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Putting your baby down drowsy but awake will help him learn to fall asleep on his own.</div>
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(It will also help you learn just how much fussing and crying you can tolerate before caving and rocking him or nursing him to sleep like you always do.)</div>
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When your baby starts breaking out of his swaddle, it's time to stop swaddling.</div>
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(It sure is . . . if you want to watch him slap himself awake repeatedly. Alternately, it's time to wrap him up tighter.)</div>
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Baby should nap in his crib, not a car seat, bouncy seat or swing. </div>
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At 4-6 months, most babies can sleep through the night without feeding, so try to soothe your baby back to sleep instead of nursing him.</div>
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(We do this. I soothe him by . . . nursing him.) </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-3211080812734312502013-04-25T13:54:00.000-04:002013-04-25T13:54:14.800-04:00Why My Baby Is Awake<div style="text-align: center;">
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He has to poop, and doesn't want to miss it.</div>
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He has gas, and needs to be awake for that too.</div>
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His stomach is slightly uncomfortable because of one of the above.</div>
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The ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on the ceiling is distracting him. </div>
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He whapped himself in the face with an unswaddled arm, and now wants to be swaddled again. </div>
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He has a pacifier in his mouth and can't figure out how to spit it out.</div>
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He spit his pacifier out and wants it back.</div>
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His mom is so fascinating, he doesn't want to miss a second of her life.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-25459854577124676922013-04-17T11:54:00.001-04:002013-04-17T11:54:42.244-04:00How New Moms Tweet<br />
Day 1: Our little one is here! Long list of birth stats no one cares much about!<br />
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Day 3: Baby sleeps so much! Why do moms complain about no sleep?<br />
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Day 14: WHY WON'T THIS BABY SLEEP?!?<br />
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Day 15: Newborn diapers don't even stink! Hurrah!<br />
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Day 20: Oh dear God, how can something so small smell so bad?!?<br />
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Day 30: Things I have worn today: spit up, poo, pee. <br />
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Day 35: I can't believe I'm still wearing maternity clothes. This sucks.<br />
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Day 36: Took a shower today! Hurrah! No more spit up in my hair!<br />
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Day 40: Baby slept 3 whole hours in a row!!!!<br />
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Day 45: Poo everywhere. Ugh. Why does this always happen at midnight?!?<br />
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Day 47: Baby's poo is green/brown/orange. IS THIS NORMAL?!?<br />
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Day 48: Can't believe my primary concern in life has become the color of someone's poo. <br />
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Day 50: Bored . . . baby sleeps all day.<br />
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Day 60: Baby is awake more! Smiling! Cooing! Woohoo!<br />
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Day 61: Bored. Baby is awake, no idea what to do with him. <br />
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Day 62: Need. Adult. Conversation. Starbucks anyone???Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-49466167040665088382013-04-02T14:49:00.001-04:002013-04-02T14:49:53.281-04:00Mom-Saver Mondays: Swaddles <div style="text-align: justify;">
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(A day late and a dollar short, sorry.)</div>
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It's clear to me that Mother Nature made a grave error: babies should not be born with arms.</div>
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They can't control them. They're allllllll over the place. My baby is 2 months old today, and still punches me in the face (inadvertently . . . I hope) on a daily basis.</div>
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Arms clearly should grow in later.</div>
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This is never more obvious than at night, when your sweetly sleeping (ha!) angel suddenly flails his arms and whaps himself in the face.</div>
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That's a pretty crappy wake up call.</div>
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And if you don't do something about, he's going to keep whapping himself in the face, on and off, throughout the entire night.</div>
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That means a terrible night's sleep for you, and a pretty crappy one for him too.</div>
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Enter, the swaddle.</div>
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Just wrap your baby up like a burrito, pinning his flailing arms at his sides, and he'll sleep soundly.</div>
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If you've ever tried to swaddle your baby with a blanket yourself, you know how tricky it is. Like putting an octopus in a pullover. And even if you manage to get baby wrapped up snugly, he still finds a way to wiggle a hand out and scratch himself awake.</div>
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Have you ever seen a baby look more like a burrito? These things have velcro all over the place to make swaddling easy and permanent. Well, at least until you're ready to release the Kraken. My baby is napping in one as we speak--he's wiggling and squirming all over the place, but his arms are trapped and he's yet to smack himself awake. Thank God. </div>
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Go buy a few of these right away. They say arm control doesn't develop until 3-4 months. That's a lot of lost sleep.</div>
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<i><b>Note: I have not been compensated in any way for this review. I
have not been given a free product, as lovely as that would be. In the
future, should you want to offer me things for free to review, go for
it. For now, anything I review was paid for out of my own pocket, and I
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-73554767573253056952013-03-26T15:04:00.001-04:002013-03-26T20:02:59.316-04:00Breastfeeding a Rabid BadgerOr why I don't nurse in public. <br />
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I read an article recently about one woman's struggle with breastfeeding, and it really resonated with me, particularly the feeling of being trapped in the house because you're not comfortable nursing in public. <br />
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It's not modesty, though if I decided to give it a shot, I might find myself too shy to do it anyway. <br />
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No, the problem is my son. His breastfeeding routine looks nothing like those nursing videos, commercials, or bf'ing moms sitting serenely on a park bench, wind in their hair, as their angelic baby snacks away. <br />
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It looks more like a wild animal attacking its prey. <br />
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"Yay, eating!! Where's the boob? Where's the boob? Oh, I see it! Now, nipple. Maybe if I just fling my head in the direction of the boob with my mouth open, I'll land on it. Not it. Not it. Not it. Yay, nipple. "<br />
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Then suddenly he's a boob connoisseur. He tries to latch and then shakes it off several times, before he's finally convinced these are the only boobs in town, and settles down to eat. <br />
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After a few minutes of peaceful eating (which seems to involve a lot of sticking his fingers in his eyes and me reminding him that breast milk is not finger food, so he should keep his little paws out of the mix) he decides the milk isn't flowing fast enough, which he needs to remedy by clawing at the boob, yanking on the nipple, and generally abusing me. Ouch. <br />
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Then we eventually switch boobs, and repeat the whole ordeal all over again, to the tune of 35-40 minute feeds, every 2 hours.<br />
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This is not a dance I wish to engage in in public. I don't need an audience for the show. Even with a cover, it would be hard to be discrete with a flailing badger under there. <br />
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So we keep our outings short. <br />
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And I envy those women who can nurse happily in public. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-13144177658712731372013-03-16T11:03:00.000-04:002013-03-16T11:03:39.259-04:005 Bizarre Baby Food Gadgets<div style="text-align: center;">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-26287400636432757602013-03-05T13:43:00.000-05:002013-03-05T13:43:58.859-05:005 Myths and Realities about Breastfeeding<div style="text-align: justify;">
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The pendulum swings back and forth on breastfeeding, and I'm sure you've noticed it's "in" again. Not that you should make your child-rearing decisions based on trends, but you're in for a lot of grief if you try to go against the flow. If you're like most mothers, you've decided to breastfeed because you believe it's the best thing for your baby, not because it's the thing to do--but where you run into trouble is when you have difficulty breastfeeding and start considering other options. That's when the "nipple nazis" attack. The breastfeeding propaganda is everywhere, trying to guilt you into persevering with breastfeeding, even when you're about to lose your ever-loving mind. A few of the arguments:</div>
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Breastfeeding might be natural, but that doesn't mean it's easy. For many women, it's not. It's frustrating, exhausting, and damn near impossible. Natural is not synonymous with enjoyable.</div>
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Bahahaha! Yes, if done correctly, breastfeeding is apparently painless. But unless you're blessed with a wonder baby, you and your little one will both be facing a steep learning curve, and while you're getting the hang of things, it hurts. Sometimes a lot. You've probably been pretty kind to your nipples over the years, but those days are at an end. </div>
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Yes, it's easier to whip out a boob than to haul around bottles and formula. In the long run. But while you're still getting the hang of things--which can take weeks--you're basically a 24/7 dairy. By the time you get baby latched on, wake him up 4 times after he falls asleep, burp him, etc., each feeding session can take up to an hour--and you're supposed to feed newborns every 2 hours! This is the time that the bottle might be most tempting--10 minutes and done.</div>
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I really, really want to believe this, but I feel like I spend most my nursing time fighting with my baby--to latch on, to stay latched on, to stay awake, and to keep nursing after he's gotten the "easy" milk and has to work harder for the good stuff. Crying and pleading do not make me feel bonded to baby. </div>
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Despite these difficulties, my baby and I are still working on breastfeeding ourselves--we have good days and bad days. And I think we could all use a little reassurance that what we're going through is common, if not "normal," and most importantly, that if and when we decide to switch to pumped breast milk or formula, we're all still good mothers, doing what's best for our babies.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-47828034521071973552013-02-25T18:22:00.000-05:002013-02-25T18:22:13.456-05:00Mom Saver Mondays: Fold Over Sleeves<div style="text-align: justify;">
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My little one is now, incredibly, 3 weeks old, and while so much has changed over the last several weeks, one thing hasn't: his arms are all over the place. </div>
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Various stores will sell you wee little mitts to slip over baby's hands. These things are useless. Baby wiggles out of them faster than he wiggles out of socks. That's pretty darn fast.</div>
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But there is an answer: fold over sleeves.</div>
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Some <a href="http://www.carters.com/">Carter</a>'s sleep 'n' plays have them, as do some Old Navy one piece <a href="http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=6177&vid=1&pid=381637012">sleepers</a>.</div>
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An extra flap of fabric is sewn to the end of each sleeve. Just fold it over, and baby's hands are enclosed safely inside his sleeves. And unlike the mitts, he can't escape.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-18586931708947321132013-02-19T09:45:00.000-05:002013-02-19T09:45:01.079-05:00Weight Loss Plan for New Moms<div style="text-align: justify;">
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Follow these steps and watch that baby weight melt away!</div>
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2. Sit down with your bowl of cereal and vat of coffee. Take 2 bites. Baby starts fussing. Pick baby up and attempt to eat with one hand. 3 more bites. Baby starts wailing. Get up and change baby. Return to breakfast, which is now a bowl of mush and vat of ice-cold coffee. Dump cereal in the trash, reheat coffee. </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-73687569531835016912013-02-08T17:00:00.002-05:002013-02-08T17:00:41.663-05:00The Unbiased Story of the Cutest Baby Ever Born<br />
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My prolonged blog absence and rapidly approaching end to my pregnancy could only mean one thing. It's true--my little chanchito has arrived!</div>
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Javier Joseph (J.J.) was born Saturday, February 2, at 11:49am. Despite our ultrasound tech promising us an 8-9 pound baby, he weighed in at 6lbs, 11oz, and 20.5 inches long.</div>
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If you're one of those people who prefer to imagine white storks traversing the earth, dropping off pink and blue bundles to expectant parents, feel free to stop reading right here. But if you love hearing other people's birth stories, then read on!</div>
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Friday, February 1, I got my hair cut in the morning (because, you know, soon I'll never have time to do anything alone, ever again!) and then made my way to my regular prenatal appointment. It started with an ultrasound, where we found out the amniotic fluid was very low. Then they checked my blood pressure, which had been high for the last several visits, and found it still elevated. So the doctor said the magic words: "You need to go have a baby--today."</div>
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I have to admit to being ever so slightly concerned about the nursing staff--2 nurses showed up to say hi, and then 1 said, "You know, I think I'll go get her chart!" Well, there's a novel idea. She came back a half hour later, and still didn't have it.</div>
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Finally around 5pm, I got the Cervadil, which was supposed to, and I quote, "ripen" the cervix. Ewww. Unfortunately, it did nothing but give me painful contractions. By 3am, I had made no progress, cervix-wise, and the baby was reacting badly to the Cervadil, so that phase of the induction was over. Next, I was supposed to get Pitocin to bring on contractions, but the baby's heart rate kept dropping whenever I had to get up to pee (which was fairly often, since they were dumping a bunch of fluids in my IV), or changed position. We waited until 9am for it to stabilize, at which point the doctor decided it was now or never. I was started on the lowest dose of Pitocin.</div>
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Contractions started again, but baby wasn't having it. His heart rate dropped after each one. I'm sure you can see where this is going: doctor swung by to announce that baby had to come out, and he wasn't going to do it the natural way. I was heading to surgery for a c-section--in 10 minutes!</div>
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I had almost no time to wrap my brain around it, which was probably a good thing. The c-section went smoothly, but I was absolutely heartbroken that after 9 months of carrying my little bichito around, everyone and their brother got to hold him before I did. I think they invited a homeless woman in off the street to give him a kiss. When he could, my husband brought him over to me to see, but it felt like hours until I was finally wheeled to recovery and baby was placed on my still-numb chest. </div>
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Still, the important thing is, we're all happy and healthy, learning to be a family.</div>
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And also, he's the cutest baby ever:</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-86323511555247642972013-01-30T16:12:00.000-05:002013-01-30T16:12:13.330-05:005 Things You Might Lose During Pregnancy<div style="text-align: justify;">
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By month 9, it seems like baby is <i>everywhere</i>--kicking you in the ribs, headbutting your pubic bone, punching you in the belly button. So . . . where's everything that used to be in your abdomen?? Apparently it's all still squished in there, which is why you feel stomach grumbles under your lungs and you get indigestion from the blandest food. Things have slowed waaaaaaaay down as your food struggles to find its way through the new maze that is your internal organs. Tip: avoid soy. It takes an effort to digest when you're <i>not </i>pregnant . . . </div>
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If you didn't have cankles before pregnancy, you probably will by month 9. And it's got nothing to do with all that Valentine's Day candy you've been chomping. (Well, maybe not <i>nothing</i>.) You're full of all kinds of extra fluids, and since very few of us are employed in a career that involves keeping our feet above our heads, you'll find it pooling up in your legs and feet by the end of the day. They say to drink plenty of water and cut back on salt. I haven't found this to be particularly helpful, but hey, give it a shot.</div>
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You still <i>have </i>breasts, but they're not yours. They're somebody else's, clearly. They're larger, oddly shaped, criss-crossed with bright blue veins and sometimes painful. You have to buy new bras to rein them in. And rumor has it you'll get a whole new set of someone else's breasts when you start breastfeeding!</div>
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Remember before you got pregnant, you would look at pregnant women in over-sized tshirts and yoga pants and think, "I won't be that lazy about dressing when I'm pregnant!"? Here's the secret: it's not laziness. Well, in <i>some </i>cases it might be. But no matter how diligent you are about dressing well, by month 9, your clothes simply do. not. fit. Maternity shirts are too short to cover your protruding belly, and elastic waist pants will expand to accommodate your belly, but not your butt. Don't even get me started on shoes. And who's going to buy new, bigger maternity clothes when you're going to give birth in a month? No one. Unless maybe you're independently wealthy. Which brings me to the last point . . .</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-23272297538624739182013-01-28T12:57:00.000-05:002013-01-28T13:16:55.244-05:00Mom-saver Mondays: Artisan Bread in 5 Minutes a Day<br />
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The grocery store is quite possibly my least favorite place in the entire world.</div>
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And I don't even have kids yet.</div>
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It's just so full of stupid people doing stupid things.</div>
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<li>Abandoning their carts smack in the middle of the aisle while they stare glassy-eyed at the pasta selection.</li>
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My blood pressure is going up just thinking about it.</div>
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The problem with that is foods that really need to be purchased fresh. Like bread.</div>
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This homemade bread method is nothing short of brilliant.</div>
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You do need a few tools, one of which is a bread stone. They can be pricey, so check the thrift store. </div>
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Then, a pizza peel, which is like an enormous spatula, and all of $15. </div>
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And a lidded, <i>non</i>-airtight dough bucket, because if you put the dough in an airtight tupperware, it will explode. Or something.</div>
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Dump your ingredients together, mix 'em up (pathetically easy if you have a stand mixer with a dough hook), and toss your dough in the bucket. Ten minutes. When it's done rising, pop it in the fridge for up to 14 days. </div>
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When you want fresh bread, you just lop off a hunk of dough, take literally 20 seconds to shape it into something resembling a loaf, and then let it sit there on your pizza peel while you feed your baby or do your 18th load of laundry of the day. Then you toss it onto the bread stone, which you've preheated along with the oven. </div>
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You barely need to be awake to do this.</div>
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Your husband could easily be tasked with it as well, it's that easy. </div>
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I usually get 3 loaves of bread out of their standard recipe, though they claim it makes 4. </div>
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And, sure, the best loaf is the one I make right away, before refrigerating the dough. But the other 2 are still quite tasty. </div>
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There are also recipes in here for various fancy breads which maybe you'll have time to make when your baby starts preschool, but the basic boule is versatile and easy as pie. </div>
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It sure beats going to the grocery store. </div>
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<i><b>Note: I have not been compensated in any way for this review. I
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-20287621495252802252013-01-27T11:30:00.000-05:002013-01-27T11:30:01.480-05:00...and 5 Pretty Cute Ones<div style="text-align: center;">
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(If you forget that they're, you know, poo-catchers shaped like a dessert.)</div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.momswhothink.com/baby-showers/how-to-make-a-diaper-cake.html" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">momswhothink.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/mommytobabygirl/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Angela</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Source: <a href="http://babyfavorsandgifts.com/tricycle-diaper-cake-base-p-300.html" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">babyfavorsandgifts.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/babyfavors/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">BabyFavorsAndGifts</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Tricycle cakes: creative, but not insane. </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-76517273107652435102013-01-25T11:37:00.000-05:002013-01-25T11:37:00.124-05:00Freak Out: Target Recalls "Unsafe" PJs!<div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">This week I'm sorry to tell you that Target apparently forgot that babies aren't fireproof, and a bunch of their pjs <a href="http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml13/13093.html">don't meet flammability standards</a>.</span></div>
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recall involves Target Circo and Xhilaration children's cotton or
cotton/fleece two-piece pajama sets. They were sold in infant and
toddler sizes 12M, 2T, 3T, 4T and 5T, and in girls and boys sizes XS, S,
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<span style="font-size: large;">I'm a terrible mom-to-be, so it never really occurred to me that there <i>were </i>Federal Flammability Standards, and this doesn't really clear up how these standards work:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">So, these pjs even come with instructions about fit, and a warning about flammability? What exactly did Target fail to do here--add an audio warning that goes off the instant you put these things on your kid? Come to your house directly to inspect for fire hazards?? Clearly Target has failed miserably here.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Should you find any of these death traps in your home, be sure to return them to Target right away for a full refund. In the meantime, stop dropping those lit cigarettes into your baby's crib!</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-27978617553973120782013-01-24T14:25:00.000-05:002013-01-24T14:25:38.221-05:00A Woman and Her Snoogle: A Love/Hate Relationship<div style="text-align: justify;">
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I often wonder which is worse: having a newborn, and therefore having far fewer opportunities for sleep; or being in your third trimester and being <i>unable </i>to get a good night's sleep, despite numerous opportunities.</div>
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It seems all that side sleeping, combined with a growing baby pressing on your nerves and pushing your bones out of place, can lead to horrific pain that interrupts your sleep, at just that crucial time period when everyone and their brother is telling you to sleep like you've never slept before.</div>
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A pillow between the knees did little for me, so I dropped $50 on the well-reviewed <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Leachco-Snoogle-Total-Body-Pillow/dp/B0000635WI">Snoogle</a>. </div>
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The reason this post isn't appearing on "Mom-saver Mondays" is because I honestly can't decide whether the Snoogle is my best friend, or my worst enemy. </div>
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I mean, it really helps me sleep . . . except when it doesn't.</div>
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Generally, our nighttime routine goes something like this.</div>
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<b>Phase 1:</b> Wrestle Snoogle into place under the covers, then try to climb into bed over it. Fail miserably. Pick self up off floor to attempt entry #2. Fold Snoogle out of the way, scoot under it, then spend 10 minutes pushing and shoving it into place.</div>
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<b>Phase 2: </b>Ahhhh! Snoogle is in perfect position--1 end under head, the other tucked between knees and thighs, and long side tucked firmly behind back. This is the most comfortable I've ever been.</div>
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<b>Phase 3 (15 minutes later): </b>Why does this pillow make my ear hurt?? So weird. Push head end off to the side and use regular pillow.</div>
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<b>Phase 4 (about 2 hours later):</b> One side of nose is stuffed. In the interest of breathing, struggle to roll over and resituate self and Snoogle. Finally get comfortable enough to doze off.</div>
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<b>Phase 5 (10 minutes later): </b>Crap. I have to pee. Peel back covers, shove top half of Snoogle to the side, scoot under it, half-tumble out of bed and make way to the bathroom. Upon return to bed, repeat Phase 1.</div>
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<i>(Note: Phase 5 may repeat during Phases 6 and/or 7.) </i></div>
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<b>Phase 6 (several hours later):</b> Awaken to stabbing back pains. Snoogle has been kicked out of place and top half is dangling over nightstand, threatening to knock several piles of crap onto the floor. Haul it back in to bed and squash under self. </div>
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<b>Phase 7 (rest of the night): </b>Brief periods of restful, relatively pain-free sleep, interrupted every time body feels the need to roll over and finds Snoogle blocking the way. Spend far too many minutes awake, reaccommodating Snoogle. Finally grow so frustrated with Snoogle, throw it out of bed around 6am, and sleep for another 30 minutes, propping top knee on annoyed husband.</div>
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So, to sum up, it really does help alleviate hip and back pain, but causes so many other frustrations, it's hard to decide if it's worth it. I go to bed with it every night, ready to write it a love poem, and wake up every morning ready to chuck it out the window.</div>
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(Insert obvious "Kinda like my husband" joke here.)</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-91572560149448827922013-01-22T08:59:00.000-05:002013-01-22T08:59:39.181-05:00Harry Potter Nursery Reveal<div style="text-align: justify;">
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Parents often spend a lot of time decorating baby's nursery, which is of course silly because:</div>
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Still, a themed-nursery seemed like a fun project to tackle while we waited around for baby, so we picked out a nursery theme that <i>we </i>would enjoy, and hopefully baby will grow into. </div>
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And aside from the actual furniture, it didn't cost us too much cash either. </div>
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Welcome to the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000RE2174/ref=oh_details_o06_s01_i00">Leaky Cauldron</a>!<br />
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Quidditch <a href="http://www.target.com/p/harry-potter-standard-broom-costume-accessory/-/A-10684549#prodSlot=medium_1_2&term=broom">broom</a>, <a href="http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Quidditch-Champions-House-Trophy-Blue-Movie-Poster-Print-Posters_i8848077_.htm">poster</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/RoomMates-RMK1547SCS-Harry-Potter-Decals/dp/B00422MQWC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1358694362&sr=8-2&keywords=harry+potter+decals">decals</a>.
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Ravenclaw <a href="http://www.wbshop.com/product/exclusive+ravenclaw+crest+tapestry+throw+hpnwravthr.do">blanket</a>; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0026T3FQ4/ref=oh_details_o02_s02_i00">dragon</a>; owl <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/78013653/fancy-owl-sitting-on-a-tree-branch-wall">decal</a>; <a href="http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Wizards-Only-Beyond-This-Point-Sign-Poster-Posters_i8835303_.htm">poster</a>.</div>
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<a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/NothinbutVinyl">Decal</a>, <a href="http://www.allposters.com/-sp/No-Horcruxes-Beyond-This-Point-Warning-Sign-Poster-Posters_i8847121_.htm">poster</a>.</div>
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Wall <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000SE7WT0/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i00">scroll</a>, Dumbledore <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/NothinbutVinyl">quote</a>.</div>
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Owl <a href="http://www.target.com/p/patch-owl-lamp-includes-cfl-bulb/-/A-14110196#prodSlot=medium_1_11&term=owl+lamp">lamp</a><br />
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The house colors blanket was crocheted by an <u>awesome </u>friend. The poster frames I picked up at Michael's, on sale for $8/ea. </div>
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The last themed-item we plan to get is a toy chest, like this <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Badger-Basket-Barrel-Top-Espresso/dp/B002HMC2B4/ref=br_it_dp_o_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3LVNUAU8W6IGV&coliid=I1K9YDM3TEL4PM">one</a>, that looks a bit like Harry's traveling trunk. At this point, baby doesn't have enough toys to make it a necessity, though I expect that will change quickly.</div>
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I do have a few additional decor ideas up my sleeve, should we decide we need to kick the Harry Potter up a notch . . . </div>
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A sorting <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Sorting-Hat-Brown/dp/B000P0WW42/ref=br_it_dp_o_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3LVNUAU8W6IGV&coliid=I2IYRBOLAIVS6E">hat</a>.</div>
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This <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Hogwarts-Express-Platform/dp/B000QH0EXK/ref=br_it_dp_o_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3LVNUAU8W6IGV&coliid=IKD9ADTMHBECB">sign</a>.</div>
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A dragon <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Goki-52950-Dragons-Wooden-Ceiling/dp/B001VHWT32/ref=br_it_dp_o_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3LVNUAU8W6IGV&coliid=I1VBI0PM5V8M4Z">mobile</a>.</div>
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The Tri-wizard Tournament <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Wizarding-Potter-Light-Up-Champions-TriWizard/dp/B008EN9DZS/ref=br_it_dp_o_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3LVNUAU8W6IGV&coliid=I4ORFB70D6E0G">cup</a>.</div>
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These <i>amazing </i>travel <a href="http://www.hadilaksono.com/harry-potter-travel-posters">posters</a>. </div>
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Or a super expensive map of <a href="http://www.wbshop.com/product/harry+potter+framed+diagon+alley+map+hpnbdiamap.do?sortby=ourPicks&from=fn">Diagon Alley</a>.</div>
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But for now, we're satisfied.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-78863124171635106202013-01-21T10:33:00.000-05:002013-01-21T10:33:00.069-05:00Mom-saver Mondays: Non-sucky Maternity Jeans<div style="text-align: justify;">
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If jeans are hard to purchase when not gestating, they're even more obnoxious to deal with while you're pregnant. </div>
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The options are fewer, for starters, and the sizing is even more grotesque, because companies are trying to shove as many body types as possible into about 4 standard sizes. </div>
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The easiest way to do this is apparently to sew an enormous elastic panel around the waist band, which all preggos can grow into.</div>
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It reaches your armpits.</div>
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It rolls down constantly.</div>
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It's synthetic and doesn't breath.</div>
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And it doesn't even hold the jeans up.</div>
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In short, I hate "full panel" jeans, or pants of any kind.</div>
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Thankfully, early in my pregnancy I found Old Navy <a href="http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=5852&vid=1&pid=262547002">demi panel jeans</a>.</div>
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Let me acknowledge that, no, they're not perfect. They don't stay in place as well as normal jeans, so you still have to do the tug-and-walk.</div>
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But as far as maternity jeans go, they're my top choice.</div>
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The panel expands around your belly, or rides under it as you get bigger.</div>
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They come in a couple of styles and washes (even skinny jeans!).</div>
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They come in <i>actual sizes</i>, rather than sm/med/lg. </div>
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They don't shrink in the wash. </div>
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So, if you have to wear an elastic waistband like a five-year-old, I highly recommend these as your least repulsive option. </div>
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<i><b>Note: I have not been compensated in any way for this review. I
have not been given a free product, as lovely as that would be. In the
future, should you want to offer me things for free to review, go for
it. For now, anything I review was paid for out of my own pocket, and I
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-73709006553144750402013-01-20T09:03:00.000-05:002013-01-20T09:03:00.096-05:00 . . . and 5 Pretty Cute Ones<div style="text-align: center;">
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It's true, maternity clothes CAN be adorable and flattering!</div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.isabellaoliver.com/maternity-clothes/us/100/maternity-coats-jackets/OT071.html" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">isabellaoliver.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/rosemaryx/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Grace</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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No unnecessary extra puffiness.<br />
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Source: <a href="http://www.zigoti.com/2011/08/wear-maternity-clothes/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">zigoti.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/jenzie1030/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Jenny</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Source: <a href="http://novembergrey.blogspot.com/2012/07/borrowed-boho-summer-dress-maternity.html" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">novembergrey.blogspot.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/blogher/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">BlogHer</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.refinery29.com/maternity-swimwear" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">refinery29.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/hbartl/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Hannah</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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With a suit this cute, you won't want to skip the beach!<br />
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Source: <a href="http://www.tiffanyrose.com/maternity/clothing/CHLB.html" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">tiffanyrose.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/ledamoran/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Joseph Leda</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04061274099171826005noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572852755235753317.post-76156722165017206052013-01-19T08:54:00.000-05:002013-01-19T08:54:11.234-05:005 Truly Awful Maternity Outfits . . . <div style="text-align: center;">
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As if being pregnant weren't hard enough. </div>
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Shortcut: cut arm holes in a white kitchen trash bag. Ta-da! </div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.latina.com/fashion/real-women/motherhood-maternity-clothes-dresses-fashion" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">latina.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/latinamagazine/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Latina Magazine</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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The fit of maternity clothes is bad enough without having your crotch at your knees. </div>
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Source: <a href="http://www.zulily.com/e/let-it-snow-maternity-apparel-nb-122412.html?tid=social_pinprof_photo_event_SnowyStylesMaternityApparel_zcve" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">zulily.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/zulily/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">zulily</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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It's the attack of the abominable pregnant women! </div>
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Seriously, we're puffy enough. </div>
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Source: <a href="http://us.asos.com/Women-Maternity/rsry2/?cid=5813" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">us.asos.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/haleymaem/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Haley</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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It's like the giant parachute you used in gym class, only with sleeves. </div>
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Source: <a href="http://direct.asda.com/george/womens/maternity-clothes/D1M1G20C19,default,sc.html" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;">direct.asda.com</a> via <a href="http://pinterest.com/aliciaduvall/" style="color: #76838b; font-size: 10px; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Alicia</a> on <a href="http://pinterest.com/" style="color: #76838b; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">Pinterest</a></div>
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