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Monday, January 21, 2013

Mom-saver Mondays: Non-sucky Maternity Jeans



If jeans are hard to purchase when not gestating, they're even more obnoxious to deal with while you're pregnant. 

The options are fewer, for starters, and the sizing is even more grotesque, because companies are trying to shove as many body types as possible into about 4 standard sizes.

The easiest way to do this is apparently to sew an enormous elastic panel around the waist band, which all preggos can grow into.

It reaches your armpits.

It rolls down constantly.

It's synthetic and doesn't breath.

And it doesn't even hold the jeans up.

In short, I hate "full panel" jeans, or pants of any kind.

Thankfully, early in my pregnancy I found Old Navy demi panel jeans.


Let me acknowledge that, no, they're not perfect. They don't stay in place as well as normal jeans, so you still have to do the tug-and-walk.
But as far as maternity jeans go, they're my top choice.

The panel expands around your belly, or rides under it as you get bigger.

They come in a couple of styles and washes (even skinny jeans!).



They come in actual sizes, rather than sm/med/lg. 

They don't shrink in the wash.

And while the MSRP is around $40, I've never paid more than $25 for a pair.

So, if you have to wear an elastic waistband like a five-year-old, I highly recommend these as your least repulsive option.


Note: I have not been compensated in any way for this review. I have not been given a free product, as lovely as that would be. In the future, should you want to offer me things for free to review, go for it. For now, anything I review was paid for out of my own pocket, and I offer the review out of the goodness of my heart.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

. . . and 5 Pretty Cute Ones


It's true, maternity clothes CAN be adorable and flattering!



No unnecessary extra puffiness.

Source: zigoti.com via Jenny on Pinterest

Cardigans work before, during and after pregnancy!


Sundresses are amazing for summer pregnancies--so comfortable.


With a suit this cute, you won't want to skip the beach!


And you can still look gorgeous at fancy parties.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

5 Truly Awful Maternity Outfits . . .


As if being pregnant weren't hard enough. 


Shortcut: cut arm holes in a white kitchen trash bag. Ta-da! 



The fit of maternity clothes is bad enough without having your crotch at your knees. 


Source: zulily.com via zulily on Pinterest

It's the attack of the abominable pregnant women! 
Seriously, we're puffy enough. 


Source: us.asos.com via Haley on Pinterest

It's like the giant parachute you used in gym class, only with sleeves. 



Sigh. I guess the "unnecessary billboard" phase starts before baby even arrives.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

... and 5 Pretty Cute Ones




Source: etsy.com via Eliza on Pinterest

Tee hee. Right.


Win!


Or

Both winners.

Source: etsy.com via Kaytlyn on Pinterest

A bit fru-fru, but still cute.

Source: etsy.com via

For the Chosen One . . . 's best friend.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Pinspiration: 5 Creeptastic Onesies for your Baby . . .



Babies: little mobile billboards, sharing information with the world that the world would rather they didn't. 


Exhibit A 


WHY???? 



Ugh.



Is this funny if you're a college football fan? Probably not.




Thanks for sharing! Or, you know, NOT.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Dressing: A Handbook for Pregnant Gals


Step 1: Wake up with completely unfounded suspicion that pre-maternity clothes still fit. Dash to closet in fit of joy, and try on various items that clearly do not fit, up to and including “fat” jeans.

Step 2: Cry.

Step 3: Glare at maternity clothes.

Step 4: Decide belly band is the solution. Wiggle into pre-maternity pants again, with band jammed on top to hold them up.

Step 5: Wander about completing morning routine, stopping every 5 seconds to adjust belly band and non-fitting pants.

Step 6: Stubbornly refuse to acknowledge the complete uselessness of belly band; struggle through breakfast with waistband puddling into lap.

Step 7: Glare at husband when he comments that your clothes "look . . . odd." Remind him that this entire situation is HIS FAULT.

Step 8: Admit defeat. Return to closet.

Step 9: Glare at maternity clothes some more. 

Step 10: Keep glaring.

Step 11: Realize you're going to be late for work. Consider quitting altogether.

Step 12: Put on same black dress pants and empire waist maternity button-down you've been wearing every day since the beginning of time. 

Step 13: Count number of weeks until you can reasonably hope to fit into your "real" clothes again.

Step 14: Final glare at maternity clothes.


Ta-da! And it only took 2.5 hours!