... and 5 Steals

Ok, it's not shaped like a pumpkin, but this crib is only $99.

 No, it doesn't say "Kate Spade," but this diaper bag is darn cute and only $70.

This Fisher Price booster seat is a much more reasonable $26, and it's good enough for me. Baby's just going to mash food into it anyway.

I picked up an Ergo carrier on sale for $70, right now Amazon has it for $80. I assume it does basically the same thing as yesterday's $250 model: holds the baby.

Some moms swear by the Rock n' Play for use as a bassinet; others swear it gave baby a flat head. 

At $37, it seems worth a shot.

5 Absurdly Over-priced Things for Baby . . .

I can't fathom what makes this carrier worth $250--didn't ancient man (or woman, as the case may be) just tie baby on with some animal skins and twigs?

At nearly $400, this Kate Spade diaper bag had better change his diapers for me.

 

At $550, this high chair is a mystery. It kinda looks like a beauty parlor chair, but unless it's self cleaning, it's really just an overpriced way to keep your baby at eye level for feeding. 

For nearly $600, this bassinet had better feed your baby in the middle of the night for you, and rock him back to sleep. Also, not enough ruffles.

I think I actually just had a heart attack. This lowest price I could find for this gem was $3,500 on Amazon. Thirty-five HUNDRED dollars. For a crib that looks like a pumpkin.