Especially a baby who thinks naps are a form of torture.
The toilet flushing
The UPS truck with the squeaky brakes
The garage door opening
Door hinges that need oiling
The cat meowing
The cat snoring
Just . . . the cat
The buzzer on the dryer
The neighbor's lawnmower
Squeaky floor boards
The refrigerator door closing
Running water
The click of the computer mouse
That cracking sound your ankles make because you're too old for this shit
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