5 Absurdly Over-priced Things for Baby . . .

I can't fathom what makes this carrier worth $250--didn't ancient man (or woman, as the case may be) just tie baby on with some animal skins and twigs?

At nearly $400, this Kate Spade diaper bag had better change his diapers for me.

 

At $550, this high chair is a mystery. It kinda looks like a beauty parlor chair, but unless it's self cleaning, it's really just an overpriced way to keep your baby at eye level for feeding. 

For nearly $600, this bassinet had better feed your baby in the middle of the night for you, and rock him back to sleep. Also, not enough ruffles.

I think I actually just had a heart attack. This lowest price I could find for this gem was $3,500 on Amazon. Thirty-five HUNDRED dollars. For a crib that looks like a pumpkin.