...and 7 Pretty Cute Ones.

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Decorate blocks--a sweet and usable keepsake. 

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Milk and cookies shower treat--yum. No need to eat a baby's face! 

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 Punch! Let's get some booze in there for the non-preggo guests. 

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Sweet and simple invites. If the hostess has nice handwriting, you're good to go. 

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A (FREE printable!) game that's actually related to babies--and has the potential for hilarious answers as guests scramble to fill in all letters. 

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Lip balm will never, ever go to waste. 

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Try these "diaper babies"  instead of a diaper cake--bizarre yet adorable! Because, googly eyes.

7 Bizarre Baby Shower Ideas from Pinterest . . .

You know you can't just invite mom over, give her some gifts and a slice of cake anymore. No, things have gotten far more . . . excessive. 

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 Is no one else creeped out by the idea of eating something that looks like a squawking infant?? 

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If you don't know the names of famous people's children, you clearly have no business being or even associating with a parent. 

 

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Photo booth props--because photo booths aren't just an over-the-top wedding element anymore, we need them for baby showers too! 

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Don't forget dad! He needs his own baby survival kit, because, let's face it, he won't have a clue what's going on, and he'll need it when he has to "babysit." Also, it should reference poo. That's always funny. 

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Even the water has to be dressed-up and baby-themed, people! Otherwise the shower is a FAILURE! 

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We don't want people to be bored, so let's grill them with obscure questions about the mom-to-be, in the name of "fun." What does this have to do with the baby? No idea. 

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Uh, what? This invitation is testing the limits of my tolerance for "creativity." 

And is "adorability" now a word? Unacceptable.