You know you can't just invite mom over, give her some gifts and a slice of cake anymore. No, things have gotten far more . . . excessive.
Is no one else creeped out by the idea of eating something that looks like a squawking infant??
If you don't know the names of famous people's children, you clearly have no business being or even associating with a parent.
Photo booth props--because photo booths aren't just an over-the-top wedding element anymore, we need them for baby showers too!
Don't forget dad! He needs his own baby survival kit, because, let's face it, he won't have a clue what's going on, and he'll need it when he has to "babysit." Also, it should reference poo. That's always funny.
Even the water has to be dressed-up and baby-themed, people! Otherwise the shower is a FAILURE!
We don't want people to be bored, so let's grill them with obscure questions about the mom-to-be, in the name of "fun." What does this have to do with the baby? No idea.
Uh, what? This invitation is testing the limits of my tolerance for "creativity."
And is "adorability" now a word? Unacceptable.
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